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Anonymous asked:
I....I don't understand....looking like that can't even be human...you're so freaking amazingly wonderfully beautifully perfect....HOW?!? I...I'm lost for words

HELLO FRIEND

ANSWER:
ALCOHOL


It is impossible to get a nice photo in a moving car, but I tried.

At least my hair looks red as fuck.

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THE BABY IS SITTING BESIDE ME
I REPEAT

THE FUCKING CRYING BABY IS SITTING BESIDE ME

THERE IS A FUCKING CRYING BABY ALREADY AT THE FUCKING TERMINAL
I HAVE BEEN AWAKE SINCE 3AM AND I DO NOT HAVE TIME OT PATIENCE FOR YOUR FUCKING BABY ON A FUCKING PLANE BULLSHIT SERIOUSLY.

autumndreaming:

Apple picking time

For reference; getting my makeup done at MAC later today just like this!

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whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

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